Rated T for Kanda's usual curses.
"Moyashi, what are you doing?"
"I'm standing here watching you train."
"The hell? Go away!"
"Not when there is something for me to gain."
That gets Kanda's attention,
For Allen's aura has turned dark,
Topped off with a cunning smile
and gleaming claws so stark...
Agile and cat-like, Allen approached Kanda,
"Turn around Bakanda, I have a surprise..."
Kanda, unyielding, just stared him down,
"No! I'm not falling for your lies!"
And so it began,
the fight of cat and mouse,
but there was no mouse in the first place,
just another cat fighting like an angered spouse.
A punch here,
a jab there,
a bruise on the eye
from clean to wear.
And out of the blue, Allen spotted an opening
pinning Kanda to the ground,
grinning in accomplishment, beaming with pride
Kanda was going nowhere bound.
"Moyashi, if you want to confess, you didn't have to do this!"
"...What?" Allen incredulous," Repeat that bit?"
An enormous silence formed between them,
Until Kanda cursed,"Shit."
"Kanda, I was going to cut your hair for good laughs..."
"...are you SERIOUS."
"Did you confess to me?!"
"N-no, you're being delirious!!!"